Waxing Unpoetic

About those Dove ads that are now everywhere showing ladies of varying body types in their white underwear….. You know the ones I mean.. How can you miss them??!! Geez, what would you have to be paid to do that? I have one of those bothersome ads at my morning bus stop, and, yes, for some reason they bother me.. Why? Is it because they remind me of my own body flaws? Is it because I am so programmed by the media that I only WANT to see only skinny chicks in ads? And yet, the ads make me uneasy for some reason, especially having to stare at this one chick first thing in the morning who neglected to do a bikini wax! God almighty, if they ever did get me to do one of those, and I say IF, as they’d have to pay me a LOT OF MONEY, I’d sure as hell wax my whole body - and even my face (!) - before standing there is ugly white underwear for all the world to see!