Martha Stewart is in Our Lunch Room Cooking a Side of Beef..

Just when I thought things couldn't get more warped around here.... Go down to the lunch room (which is painted bubblegum PINK!) in the basement to heat up my lunch in the one and only general-use microwave. Had to wait 4.25 minutes as someone else had something already in there ...(Geez, what kind of lunch takes 4.25 minutes?? Was this person roasting a pig in there or something?!) Anyway, the beep finally went off signifying that the person's food was DONE, and therefore, I waited for someone to come up at any moment and take their food out of the microwave so I could put mine in. But no one came up. Looked around and couldn't see anyone even remotely interested in checking to see if that was their food and if it was done. So I announced to the general 5 people in the lunch room, "Your lunch is ready!"... Still no response. So I did the most logical thing: I took their food out (which was obviously still piping hot) and put my lunch in.

All of a sudden up comes a woman who proceeds to sternley reprimand me for taking her food out!! She loudly states "YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THAT! YOU SHOULD ASK FIRST BEFORE TAKING PEOPLE'S FOOD OUT!"..... I looked at her like, "WTF??!!" I replied, "I DID ask and no one answered!"

What is it with this place! Now I am in trouble with the Microwave Police! Talk about unfriendly! Was this another "FED" person??? God knows, now my 'invasion' of the microwave will probably be reported!