Can I apply to be an Illegal Alien???!!

Well, I have another job interview Friday.. Here we go again... I just go with the flow... I've now been out of work for months, except for a couple of short temp jobs. Geez, do I have to become an illegal alien to get a job in my own country, or what!? Thirty-something years in the computer industry, and I'm struggling to find a job! Of course, it could have something to do with me being over the 50 year old mark now and not having the last name of Lopez! I would like to just have the privilege of being able to support myself - is that asking too much?!

To add insult to injury to my already crappy week, I went to scratch an itch on my butt today in a store, and stuck my hand down my waistband (is this more information than you need to know.....!!!??) ... Anyway, my Egyptian cartouche (good luck??) ring got stuck in the waistband of my pants and I was standing there with my hand caught down my pants!! It was such an awkward angle and I couldn't get loose!! Finally, had to slip out of the ring with it still hanging onto my waistband just to extricate myself!! god almighty. Why me?

And just now tonight, as I got up to take something off the stove, I stepped in the cat's water bowl and knocked it over, and hence spilled all the water all over the kitchen floor and the hem of my robe. Ended up having to mop up the floor. Does it ever end?

Time to go get another glass of wine. When in doubt, drink.